Robber: Give me all your money.Otherwise you are chemistry!
ME: Don't you mean history? R: Don't change the subject! *Both start laughing
If I had a time machine, I'd go back in time to just before a famous
person was supposed to be assassinated and borrow money from them.
I heard that John Cena had a failed porn career...
Every time they tried to do the money shot nobody could see him coming.
Dave's Adventure In A Cave (Limerick) There once was a man named Dave, who found a dead whore in a cave.
She was ugly as shit and missing one tit, but think of the money he saved!
"It's very expensive." - Chipotle employee "Look, I got money to spend
in here." - Julia Roberts Pretty Woman 2: Guacamole Costs Extra