I blame our unhappy marriage on my wife mostly
because of her poor choice in men.
Research shows that the number one cause
of divorce in America is Marriage
What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
What does suicide and marriage have in common?
(This one needs work...) Permanent solution to temporary problem.
Moss and Algae take a liking to each other.
Algae and a Moss took a liking to each other and soon after got married. After a few years they realized their marriage was on the rocks.