After progressively lifting heavier weights, I was finally able to squat 600 pounds.
Unfortunately, all that money still weighs less than a kilo.
My favorite part of the Bible is where Jesus gives money to the rich,
tells the poor to suck it up and asks for Caesar's birth certificate.
A man sees a small boy begging for money He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks "what gave me away?" The man responds "your parents"
I too save a bunch of money on car insurance.
By not having any.
Officer: You drinking?
Me: You buying? Oh how we laughed and laughed.... PS: I need bail money.