I tried mugging an old aged pensioner yesterday.
I said, "Give me all your money now, bitch, or you're geography." "Don't you mean history?" she replied. I said, "Don't try to change the subject."
I was walking downtown, and I passed this homeless man who started shaking his cup of change
at me and I was like, okay, dick, I get it, you have more money than me, don't rub it in.
I spent most of my money on beer and women.
The rest I just wasted.
Officer: You drinking?
Me: You buying? Oh how we laughed and laughed.... PS: I need bail money.
Conjecture: At some point in 2013, our neighbors will get so high that they accidentally sell their own weed.
For weed money. To buy weed.