I just apologized to my wife for something she did wrong.
Marriage is fun.
My parents decided the key to a successful marriage is going out to a fancy restaurant twice a week.
My dad goes out Mondays and my mom goes out Fridays.
What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
I blame our unhappy marriage on my wife mostly
because of her poor choice in men.
My wife is enjoying the attention I've been giving her lately & though
painting a phone on her face is inconvenient, it's saved our marriage