Getting a girlfriend is a lot like getting a car The
more money you have, the more options you have.
What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
Where does a river keep it's money?
At the bank.
KIDNAPPER: [on phone] I'm holding your son for ransom.
DAD: I have no money, what's the ransom? KIDNAPPER: Bring me one rich kid.
I owe a lot of money to a couple people you don't want to owe money to....
... the winners of my fantasy football league