When you get a 3D printer, don't mess around.
Go straight to printing money.
Did you hear about Greek porn?
They can't do money shots anymore
This homeless guy asked me for money, I was like
"I don't think so, not with that ugly voice"
Getting a girlfriend is a lot like getting a car The
more money you have, the more options you have.
I have enough money to last the rest of my life...
So long as I don't spend any of it.