Really, there's no need to ever take your kids anywhere fun because
they can just sit and complain at home for a lot less money.
If thieves ever broke into my house, searching for money...
...I'd just laugh and search with them.
My money box is empty...
No change there.
I like the fact that Harriet Tubman will be on the $20 bill.
It's good to have a black woman represented on American money. It just sucks that it will only be worth $12.
borrow money from a pessimist Always borrow money from a pessimist.
He won't expect it back.