What do you call a programmer from Finland?
Nerdic.
Why do computer programmers spend so much time in the shower?
The directions clearly state: "Rinse, lather, repeat"
3 guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer.
The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the brakes...
When a programmer is born, what are their first words?
"Hello world!"
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they can't C#.