Why are C programmers poor?
They don't have any inheritance. Or... Why should you not date a C programmer? They have no class.
How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, that's a hardware issue.
What do you call a bug that won't go away?
A feature.
What music do dyslexic programmers listen to?
Run/CMD
Did you hear what happened to the computer programmer?
His wife told him, "while you are out, buy some eggs." He never came back.