Why the java programmer wear glasses?
He couldn't C#
Why do Python programmers prefer snakes?
Because they don't have to worry about brackets.
Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they can't C#.
Once a programmer drowned in the sea.
Many Marines where at that time on the beach but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.
Why did the developer go broke?
Because he used up all his cache.