What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?
You get rich milk.
Broke Last night, a burglar broke into my flat looking for some money.
I woke up and went with him to join him in the search.
Just bought a new phone, it's helping me with weight loss
I don't have money to eat anything for 2 months.
"Everyone give us money in case something happens and when
something happens we'll call you a liar." -insurance
My local council just installed a zebra crossing near the primary school
What a waste of money, I've never even seen a zebra in this town