i once saw a pigeon on the subway & it got off at the financial distribct & all i coud think was "cool.
that bird makes more money than me"
Why didn't Wile E.
Coyote just spend all that Acme money to buy an actual dinner?
I save so much money by
not having any money.
What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?
You get rich milk.
They say that money can't buy you happiness,
but being broke buys you nothing...