What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
Sure, 50% of marriages end in divorce and yeah, that's sad.
But 100% of married people will die, and isn't that a greater tragedy?
The best part of marriage is when your spouse goes
on a diet and you don't have to share your snacks.
Definition of Divorce: The
future tense of marriage.
Wasn't gay marriage always legal?
Because I know that people have been happy on their wedding day.