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Able Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of able jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I should start a sandwich shop that only sells flatbreads.
You'd be able to select your own fillings. I'll call it "Pita this, pita that"
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#2
I found a dead girl on the golf course It was a difficult shot, but
I was able to chip it over her head and right up onto the green.
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#3
How did the OBGYN win the election?
He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.
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#4
I finally got my first interview since moving to the US.
Almost able to say something more romantic to the GF than "you're out of batteries"
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#5
I wish I was able to argue about something
as strongly as women do about nothing.
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#6
Q: What has Clinton done that no one has been able to do in the last 5 years?
A: Unite the Republican Party.
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#7
How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?
If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!
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#8
My wife was having an affair...
I was devastated. But, by turning to religion I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam and we're stoning her in the morning.
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#9
You should be able to get out of a speeding ticket if
you can prove you were listening to a kick-ass song.
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#10
I wanted to tell a really grizzly joke on this subreddit....
Then I thought you guys won't be able to bear it.
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#11
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt was able to finish a race.
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#12
If you were transported right now to Mars you should be able to jump 62.5% higher...
[anti-joke] But you can't because you would be dead. No spacesuit = not alive.
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#13
The police were easily able to identify Will Smith as the killer.
He left fresh prints.
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#14
If cops can drive undercover cars, we should be able to drive cop cars.
It's only fair.
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#15
The SSD joke "Don't buy an SSD" : Said a nerd "Why??
Asked his friend *"You wont be able to go to toilet during windows load"*
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#16
I'd be able to find affordable glasses...
In an eye deal world.
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#17
My wife thinks I'm cheating on her with our babysitter...
I think she's just bitter because she's never been able to have kids...
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#18
It's pretty amazing that I'm able to balance my two kids,
my career as a doctor, and my pathological lying!!
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#19
The worst thing about wearing a turtleneck is not being
able to get up off of your back if you fall over.
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#20
I wish I was Jean Claude Van Damme, not to be able to roundhouse kick
my co-worker, but to bore him to death as I act out a scene.
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