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Abraham Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of abraham jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
The trouble with quotes on the internet.
"The trouble with quotes on the internet is that you can never know if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln.
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#2
It's ironic that my sitcom about Abraham Lincoln
was shot in front of a live audience.
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#3
Two Jews working in a shop.
One of them asks: -Abraham, how much is 13 times 8? -Are we buying or selling?
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#4
I think if Abraham Lincoln were alive today...
He would probably look around, scream, and then desperately claw at the inside of his coffin.
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#5
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.
"Oy Abraham I'm sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse". "Ssh!" hisses the other "It's not till next week".
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#6
Who was the stretchiest man in The Bible?
Abraham. He tied his ass to a tree and walked up a mountain.
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#7
Why can't Abraham Lincoln be convicted for murder?
Because he's in a cent.
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#8
"My microwave is broken"
-Abraham Lincoln
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#9
"What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?
They were all born on holidays."
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#10
What was the first thing Abraham Lincoln told his friends when they asked him how he got an STD?
Four whore and seven beers ago....
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#11
If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, what would he be famous for?
Old age.
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#12
[school] Ok class, what was Abraham Lincoln most famous for doing?
Billy? "Abolishing slavery." And... "Slaying vampires." Very good.
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#13
[God is taking a nap] Prankster Angel: Um yea hi, Abraham?
This is God. *trying super hard not to laugh* You need to kill your son.
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#14
Did Abraham's brother have any kids?
Yes. A Lot.
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#15
I saw a guy wearing a stovepipe hat the other day...
...so I said, "Hey! Abraham Lincoln called and he wants..." Then I realized, they didn't have phones in the mid 1800s.
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#16
All this "Kaine is boring" talk is your reminder that nowadays
Abraham Lincoln would have to know parkour or some shit
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#17
Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?
Because it makes cents (sense).
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#18
Which American President was least guilty?
Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.
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#19
What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?
Neither of them can finish a play
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#20
When I was a kid I asked my Dad if Abraham Lincoln was jewish.
"Well," he said, "he was shot in his temple."
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