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What Are Cat Jokes?

Cat Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of cat jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Whats the difference between a Cat and a Compound Sentence?
One has claws at the end of its paws, one has a pause at the end of its clause.
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#2
I'm getting concerned that Beyonce never told those single ladies to put
their hands down and now there's a bunch of unfed cats out there.
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#3
2 cats are trying to cross a river...
The first cat is named "One Two Three", and the second cat is named "Un Deux Trois". Only 1 survives, which one? One Two Three, because Un Deux Trois cat sank.
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#4
You can use your cat as a towel.
There's no specific laws against it.
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#5
Every day the cat climbs a six-foot glass-block wall and watches my wife shower.
She thinks it's cute. I do it once and I'm creepy.
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#6
C.R.E.A.M.
Reddit Remix Cats rules everything around me/ CREAM get the kitty/ furry furry hair ball
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#7
My friends think my cat is loyal and selective with his affection,
but the truth is that I don't have any friends.
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#8
What do Baptists and cats have in common?
You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.
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#9
"YOL9"
-cats
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#10
When I see my cat watching out the window, fascinated, I sit beside her and say, 'Look, Simba.
Everything the light touches is our kingdom.'
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#11
"Hey, did you see that article about cats
invading the internet?" "Yeah, I reddit."
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#12
This stray cat on my balcony is looking
at me like I'm invading its privacy.
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#13
Q: What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?
- A: A first-aid kit!
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#14
So I said 'I love you' but he didn't say it back.
We haven't spoken since. Maybe he just needs space. Vet: Your cat's fine. You can go now.
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#15
HER: do u have a condom ME: u bet [whistles] [an eagle flies thru the
window & drops off a cat] H: holy shit M: ya sometimes he brings cats
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#16
what do Chinese people say when it is sunny outside.
what do Chinese people say when it is sunny outside i wish it was raining cats and dogs that would be dericious
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#17
I dont have a "college fund" bc my youngest will most likely get a scholarship
and my oldest thinks all dogs are boys and all cats are girls
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#18
My daughter has recently become deathly afraid of our cat.
So I'm going to have to get rid of her. At least I'll have my cat to comfort me.
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#19
In case you think you have the laziest cat in the world, my cat
has had a turd half-in/half-out her butt hole all afternoon.
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#20
A lot of the classic "cool" behaviors are
pretty much just acting like a cat.
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