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#1
the best thing about being in a relationship is you
can get crippling emotional abuse any time you want
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#2
To get your "porn star name," take the street you grew up on and see whether
it's in a low-income area with a high rate of domestic abuse.
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#3
Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?
Because he loves to abuse A Minor.
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#4
Twitter: What do our users want?
Users: An edit button and relief from spam/abuse. Twitter: Novella-length Tweets it is!
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#5
Apparently filling animals with helium is "abuse",
pfft Whatever floats your goat, I guess.
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#6
What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint. What else smells like blue paint? Solvent abuse rehab
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#7
Samsung Gn7 user here.
despite all the abuse they're getting I was surprised that it's actually a really great phone I mean the battery life alone just blew me away
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#8
I have never once hit a drink or treated one
badly so don't tell me about alcohol abuse!
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#9
The Pope is making great strides in combating child abuse...
But many priests are still coming in a little behind.
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#10
You may call it "alcohol abuse" but
I've never heard alcohol complain.
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#11
Italians and Spaniards are so used to Catholic child abuse...
... That they call the Pope daddy
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#12
Ray Rice.
Michael Vick. And now Adrian Peterson. Congratulations, NFL. Your woman/children/animal abuse trifecta is officially complete.
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#13
What do you call it when a man screams at a woman Abuse What
do you call it when a woman screams at a man Feminism
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#14
What does the study of magnetism and self abuse have in common?
The Right Hand Rule.
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#15
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
(2-part joke) *A no-eye-deer!* What do you call a kitten with no eyes? *Animal abuse.*
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#16
Some call it drug abuse.
I say the drugs get what they deserve.
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#17
Taking to people about your child abuse experience is the toughest part.
The last time i did it, i had to spend 7 years in jail.
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#18
I thought we had the right to bear arms but when
I got them I was arrested for animal abuse
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#19
I love trigger warnings...
They help victims of abuse know what's ahead, and they help me spot Trump supporters.
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#20
TIL that humanity's new form of communication is acronyms What does FTFY even mean?
I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.
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