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Accounting Jokes

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Accounting Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of accounting jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
*replaces cream in doughnuts with mayo, tries not to laugh as Frank from
accounting eats one...watches, waits, frowns as Frank goes for 2nd
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#2
Humans are made up of 70% water so next time you're
thirsty just eat Jeff from accounting.
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#3
Check out this joker with his accounting book..
Guy thinks he's Heath Ledger.
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#4
My Accounting Teacher Told Us This One Today If your debits
and credits don't equal, then your assets in jail.
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#5
Tim: This is Tim from accounting.
Me: Hi Tim from accounting. Tim: Just say Tim. Me. Tim. Tim: How are you today? Me: Tim.
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#6
[Me and coworker going for the last piece of cake] You'd better ask
yourself if you can type with one hand, Nancy from Accounting.
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#7
[interview for an accounting job] Your resume says your greatest strength is using idioms.
How can that help in this job? "You do the math"
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#8
Accounting Joke: Why did the accountant cross the road?
Because that's what they did last year.
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#9
Accounting Joke Hey Guys Need a good accounting related
joke for work, if anyone has any good ones please share
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#10
Laugh, and the world laughs with you...
Keep saying "LOL" out loud, and you'll die alone. (For Judy in Accounting)
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#11
Remember when double entry
was an accounting term?
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#12
Looks like Brenda in Accounting drew
on her angry eyebrows today...
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#13
Damn girl, are you my accounting class?
Because you really need more curves.
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#14
Carl: Everybody was Kung fu fighting!
Doug: um, I don't know Kung f-- Carl: except for Doug from accounting
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#15
What's accounting?
Something Italians learn in preschool.
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#16
How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman?
Accounting for the toxins in the skin of an unwashed potato... about 457
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#17
Laws of Accounting 1.
Trial balances don't 2. Bank reconciliations never do 3. Working Capital does not 4. Return on Investments never will
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#18
What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?
There's no accounting for taste.
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#19
What would Economics be without assumptions?
Accounting
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#20
Pro Tip: don't believe everything on Twitter.
Y'all said throw her up against the wall to keep her happy. Karen from accounting. Not Happy.
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Accounting Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and accounting jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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