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What Are Acid Jokes?

Acid Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of acid jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Your vaginas PH is so messed up...
That you orgasm acid rain.
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#2
You know that warm feeling you get when you look at your spouse?
It's called acid reflux.
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#3
A chemistry lab is a lot like a party...
Some people drop acid while others drop the base.
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#4
"This is the best acid ever.
I totally should write some children's books now." ~ Dr. Seuss
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#5
How do people with acid reflux complain?
errr mer GERD
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#6
Acid rain is total bullshit.
I stood in it for hours and didn't even hallucinate one time.
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#7
two kids were arrested..
Two kids were arrested, one was eating fireworks and the other one was drinking battery acid. one got charged and the other got let off.
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#8
Two men were in a courtroom...
One was charged for eating battery acid, the other was charged of sticking fireworks up his ass The court charged one, and let the other off
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#9
Throwing acid is wrong...
in some people's eyes
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#10
I once knew a girl so basic...
...that if you pushed her into a pool of acid, it'd be considered a-salt.
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#11
Two boys were arrested...
Two boys were arrested -- one was drinking battery acid, and one was eating fireworks. The authorities charged one and let one off.
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#12
What do you call an acid trip so hard that it gives you visions of the future?
Psychic-delic.
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#13
I was walking through the park last night and one guy threw sodium chloride on me and another covered me in sulphuric acid.
It was terrible. I didn't know how to react.
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#14
*Police arrested two kids* ** Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.**
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#15
So I took some acid and ate an entire box of Fiber bars.
I've been seeing shit for days.
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#16
Acid is like a woman.
A good one will eat right through your pants.
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#17
Throwing acid is wrong.
In some people's eyes.
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#18
Do the the fatty acids get picked
on by the other acids?
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#19
A little bird told me that 5 Hour Energy shots can cure hangovers.
Not sure I can trust a talking bird while on acid, though.
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#20
I recently started a company that combines Perchloric Acid with random elements...
So far you could say Bismuth is booming.
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