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#1
How many Asian-American actors does it take to change a light bulb?
None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.
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#2
What famous actor is like a jail cell full of white guys?
Niggaless Cage (My girlfriend came up with this today. We're not racist I swear. This just cracked me up.)
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#3
There's nothing worse than child abuse but a close second is when
someone describes an actor's performance as "courageous."
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#4
My husband thinks The Bachelor show is fake, they're all there to be actors, and that it's total bullshit.
Then he turned to wrestling.
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#5
What's the deal with Drake, first he was an actor now a rapper?
Must have been all degrassi was smoking. I'll let myself out.
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#6
Black actors boycott Oscars...
No slave or MLK movies this year.
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#7
I would've been an actor, but I was afraid of being cast as
the idiot that throws his gun when he runs out of bullets.
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#8
Did you hear there's a new LGBT kung fu actor making films now?
His stage name is Bruce Leigh
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#9
Knock Knock Who's there !
Actor ! Actor who ? Actor you my dear Alphonse !
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#10
I want to meet the actors who get turned down to act in infomercials.
Then I would ask them how their brother Alec Baldwin is doing.
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#11
Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?
Because it is part black.
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#12
Actors retweeting compliments is the modern
day version of actors murdering hookers.
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#13
Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?
Because it's all play.
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#14
Child actors cry so realistically because their parents have given them a bottomless well of sadness to draw from.
And... ACTION!
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#15
What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?
Role tied.
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#16
"My husband's a talented voice actor & his brother's a makeup artist but nah this old lady is a different person" -the mom in Mrs.
Doubtfire
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#17
Best actor of all time in human history.
Also Starring
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#18
What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine?
Boaris Karloff.
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#19
In Hollywood, an actor and his crew shot a pilot They
could all be facing at least six months in jail.
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#20
The script for the upcoming Tetris movie is terrible
Each actor just says four lines and then disappears.
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