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What Are Jokes for Couples?

Jokes for Couples are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of jokes for couples is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?
They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?
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#2
[couples therapy] HER: He's always talking down to me ME: *heavy sigh*
It's called being condescending but I doubt you knew that, Karen
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#3
Why are fat couples always so close?
Gravity
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#4
What do you call a porn with two couples?
A pair-a-mount picture.
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#5
Some people think horror movies or big spiders are scary, but nothing
terrifies me more than couples that share a Facebook profile.
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#6
How can a room full of couples be empty?
There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha
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#7
Annoying couples on social media What is an annoying couple's favorite sport?
Bae-sball
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#8
What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?
Parents.
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#9
If Valentine's Day is for couples, what day is for single men?
Palm Sunday. First time posting, please be gentle.
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#10
I bring my kids to a romantic restaurant on Valentine's
day as a birth control reminder to the other couples.
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#11
I'm always surprised when heavily tattooed
couples have a baby and it comes out blank
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#12
"This is embarrassing, but would you believe we actually
met offline?" - married couples in 5 years
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#13
What do lesbian couples do once a month?
Finger paint.
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#14
How much sex do couples have?
Newly weds: "Tri-weekly." After 10 years: "Try weekly." After 30 years, "Try, weakly."
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#15
Instead of going to couples therapy, married people should just join
Tinder and see what a nightmare single people have to deal with
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#16
Throwing pregnancy tests into the shopping carts of random
couples at Walmart is the only silver lining in my day.
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#17
[couples therapy] ME: She thinks I make bad decisions WIFE: He traded
our car for a skateboard THERAPIST: *writing notes* This guy rules
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#18
So if Valentine's Day is for couples, then
the other 364 days are for me, right?
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#19
What do you call a couple who loves to sing?
A duet.
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#20
My boyfriend and I got couples tattoos today!!!!
PLEASE do not tell my husband
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Jokes for Couples are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and jokes for couples deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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