What Are Add Jokes?
Add Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of add jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I'll try this here.
Let's all come up with a joke, line by line... One person starts, the next adds a line.
#2
Teacher: Bob, how do you make a nail plural?
Dumb Bob: You add S. T: *amazed* Yes! Come up to the board and show us. DB: [writes] SNAIL
#3
Think of a number between 0 and 20 Add 32 to it.
Multiply by 2. Subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark isn't it?
#4
I've counted 8 people so far whose New Year's resolutions include "loose weight".
Can I add spelling to your list too?
#5
How do painters stay warm?
They add another coat.
#6
Pretended to add my number into this obnoxious guy's phone.
All I did was edit his mom's contact. Hope she likes dick pics and booty calls.
#7
*orders pepperoni pizza* Her: you need to start taking better care of yourself.
*calls back, adds mushrooms*
#8
Raw eggs are great for a fitness diet.
If you don't like the taste, just add sugar, flour, cocoa and baking powder and bake for 30 minutes.
#9
A true Irish bean soup is made with exactly 239 beans...
..if you were to add one more bean, it would be too farty.
#10
What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples?
A senior high school math problem.
#11
If the camera really does add 10 pounds
Do Ethiopian kids even exist?
#12
[tv interview] did you get upset?
"that *beep* lied to me, she can go *beep* herself" don't do that. just curse and we will add the beeps
#13
How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?
You add a dab of glue.
#14
How do you add up a mountain?
You summit.
#15
If Miley Cyrus really wanted to shock us at the VMAs, she'd show up in
a burka covered in a snowsuit and slowly add more clothing each hour.
#16
For every 10,000 references to incest in the GOT books George RR Martin gets to add another R to his name.
(He was born Geoge Matin.)
#17
How do you make an ant
huge Add "eleph"
#18
I dig my own Grave.
Adds Inter-ior designer to Resume.
#19
*adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms* *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms*
*adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms* *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms*
#20
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters?
Short.
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