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#1
I'm in a 12 step program for musical theatre addicts.
I'm on step 5, 6, 7, and!
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#2
What do you call a man who owns a club for porn addicts?
Master Bates
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#3
Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?
They don't like getting sand in their crack.
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#4
I stay awake at night wondering...
I stay awake at night wondering if hooked on phonics has a hotline for addicts.
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#5
Who just can't get enough of one liners?
Coke addicts.
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#6
What do cutters and heroin addicts have in common?
Long sleeves.
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#7
That was like a weekend camping trip for a sex addicts anonymous group.
Fucking intense.
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#8
Meth addicts must pay for drugs with all
the money they get from the tooth fairy
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#9
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous.
I see a lot of new faces in the room this week and I'm very disappointed with all of you.
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#10
I think it's adorable when kids lose their
teeth, they look like tiny meth addicts.
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#11
What do exchange students and porn addicts have in common?
They both study abroad.
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#12
Why do meth addicts prefer to do it doggy style?
So they can both look out the window.
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#13
What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?
Snort stories
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#14
Why are drug addicts bad at billiards?
Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball
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#15
How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!
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#16
Went to a meeting for cat addicts last night.
More nuns than I expected.
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#17
How are dogs and addicts similar?
They both have PAWS
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#18
I've heard addicts claim that heroin became their "God" but...
...they're always taking his name in vein.
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#19
Hello everyone, welcome back to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous...
I gotta say I'm pretty disappointed because I'm seeing a lot of new faces here tonight...
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#20
"Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous" "I see a lot of new faces
in here this week and i just have to say I'm really disappointed"
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