What Are Advanced Jokes?
Advanced Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of advanced jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
The Cherokee Indians are overrated.
Sure, they had an advanced writing system, but Indians from Florida produced more Seminole works. ...I'll show myself out.
#2
Roses are red...
Harambes in heaven, George Bush had advanced knowledge of 9/11.
#3
Girls who use tanning beds either have no concept of what they actually
look like or have advanced fantasies about being a waffle.
#4
Mathematicians have found a new, advanced strand of Ebola...
called Hyper-bola I'm sorry :(
#5
57% of serial killers were bed wetters until an unusually advanced age.
Let's make fun of them! What's the worst that could hap..never mind.
#6
If aliens are supposed to be so much more advanced
than us, how did ET not know about texting?
#7
Have you heard about the new advanced ABS system developed by an Israeli company?
Allows any vehicle equipped with it to stop on a dime.
#8
I destroyed this girls life with my dick tonight
I didn't tell her I had advanced HIV
#9
Gotta admire the Nazi's ethics on medical research...
...since they advanced the field without hurting any animals.
#10
Alien: why should I not blow up this planet?
Human: we are an advanced species A: how do you travel? H: we light old dinosaurs on fire
#11
It's important for a dentist to know advanced mathematics
They often have to deal with calculus on the job.
#12
It's true, basic white girls don't poop You need to
pay for a more advanced model for those features.
#13
Dude, multiplication is
like advanced adding.
#14
At Toys R Us: TRU: Yessir?
Me: I want a light saber. TRU: We have basic to advanced, how old is your grandson? Me: 40ish
#15
What did Walter White teach?
Advanced methematics.
#16
Me: You know, talking to yourself doesn't make you crazy.
Me: I know, right? Me: It's a sign of advanced intelligence. Me: High-5. Me: Word.
#17
I hear the Star Wars universe is so advanced, you can get Chinese food directly over the internet...
They use an e-wok.
#18
[karate sign up table] "Ok guys with a ponytail or that are named
Vince please form a second line you are the advanced class"
#19
what's a resistance pilot's favorite mathematical activity?
solving for x wing. what do more advanced resistance pilots do? solve for x and y wing at the same time.
#20
So Aliens Arrive "Earth has a species with advanced warfare, they
seem intelligent." "No, they have it aimed at themselves."
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