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Afghan Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of afghan jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up mate, won't it start?"
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#2
What do Afghan stoners smoke?
Hindu Kush
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#3
Where does an Afghan boy go during a drone strike?
Everywhere.
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#4
What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?
Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)
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#5
After reading that Afghanistan had the highest infant mortality rate, this occurred to me.
What do you call Afghan triplets? Twins! I am so sorry....
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#6
What's the difference between an Afghan Military Base and a Pakistani School?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
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#7
Last night an Afghan put a jacket on me.
He said "You da bomb!"
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#8
Afghan shaking a carpet I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it fucking start?"
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#9
What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone
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#10
Q: Why don't blacks fuck Afghans?
A: Because they are going to make you blow.
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#11
Did you hear about the Afghan Rastafarian?
He was stoned.
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#12
I was walking down the road when I ...
...saw an Afghan bloke standing on a 5th floor balcony shaking a carpet. I shouted up to him"Whats up, Abdul, wont it start?"
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