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#1
In America saying you're the bomb is a compliment but...
In Afghanistan it's a question.
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#2
My mate Dave's just got back from his third tour of Afghanistan.
Hardest bloody bus driver I know.
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#3
Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?
Because there are Targets on every corner.
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#4
What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?.
Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.
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#5
What's Afghanistan's National Bird?
An American drone.
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#6
What is the national bird of Afghanistan?
The Boeing 757
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#7
What's the difference between a Afghanistan wedding and a terrorist training camp?
Don't ask me, I'm just the drone pilot.
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#8
A British engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan.
He is making land mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. He says prophets are through the roof.
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#9
My friend started a business in Afghanistan selling land mines that look like prayer rugs..
He says prophets are going through the roof.
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#10
Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?
Because there's a Target on every corner.
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#11
Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan?
Because of the tele-ban.
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#12
Accountants have the toughest job in Afghanistan
because of the tally ban.
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#13
Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?
Because there's a Target on every corner!
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#14
I just found out today that they don't have television in Afghanistan...
probably because of the Tele-ban...^Taliban, ^get ^it?
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#15
A British engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan He's making land mines that look like prayer mats.
It's doing well. He says prophets are going through the roof.
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#16
What's the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?
Osama bin Latte
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#17
What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?
You get Talibanned
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#18
I was depressed last night so I called a self-help phone line...
Got a call centre in Afghanistan, and told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck...
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#19
A conversation I just had.
Friend - "My Dad just bought a condo in Afghanistan, what an idiot." Me - "Are you kidding? Those real estate prices are set to explode."
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#20
I've been to Iraq twice and Afghanistan once.
Still not as scary as my ex's number popping up on my phone this morning.
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