What Are Agents Jokes?
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#1
Secret agents asking citizens to please speak more clearly in all phone calls.
Also, cut the chitchat and get to the good stuff, they ask.
#2
Can't wait for the next Jason Bourne movie.
I heard he becomes a Christian and starts a church for ex-treadstone agents... It's called Bourne Again
#3
Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Actually agents will screw in just about anything.
#4
Just did my taxes.
Put $420.69 on every line and 5 IRS agents just showed up at my door with a keg, 3 strippers and giant foam fingers.
#5
I guess my parents were secret agents all along.
I heard they're getting a divorce because my dad got blown by the mailman.
#6
Jealous that secret agents can get out of any phone conversation at
any time by saying "it's not safe to talk on the phone right now"
#7
How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes; putting them on is different matter completely.
#8
Kids are the worst CIA agents.
I KNOW WATERBOARDING SUCKS KATIE BUT YOU CAN'T TELL THE TALIBAN EVERYTHING FOR A CAPRI SUN YOU IDIOT
#9
Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches?
It's called The Hex-Files.
#10
Why don't Hollywood talent agents drink chocolate milk?
Because it's not about who you know, but no Yoo-hoo.
#11
Remember the old times in the Internet?
Where men are men, women are men, and the national security agents are young children.
#12
[checks window] [locks door] [starts to tweet] shrek was a d- [FBI agents
burst into the room and leap on me] shrEK WAS A DOC UMENTArY
#13
How do secret agents complement a disguise?
"Hey James, that disguise is incogNEATo!"
#14
Two FBI agents search an office and find a hard drive with "KGB" on it...
One of the agents asks the other, "Why didn't they just write '1 TB' instead?"
#15
What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?
Hillary.
#16
I've just been to the Travel agents to pick up my spending money for my trip to Greece.
How the hell am I going to get these 100 goats onto the plane?
#17
How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?
... Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
#18
[guy bursts into crowded real estate agents] OK NOBODY MOVE *from back office* Aw c'mon man - really?
It's tough enough in this economy.
#19
How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?
The ones with food.
#20
Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?
Because they must be able to "dust for Prince" I'll see myself out now
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