What Are Ago Jokes?
Ago Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ago jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
About a year ago I told my friend there's plenty of fish in the sea.
Last I heard he is still sitting there holding his rod.
#2
I got fucked by a priest 20 years ago....
....He said "you may now kiss the bride".
#3
I was diagnosed with Alzheimer's seven years
ago But it feels like it was just yesterday
#4
Neighbour: if your son doesn't stop playing drums right now I'll lose my mind!!
Me: too late...he's stopped half an hour ago
#5
So I put a bucket of water over the door a few days ago, and my victim remarked that it wasn't very original.
Eh, maybe I was the fool.
#6
I quit a job re-writing pre-classical Greek literature into braille.
This was months ago. It feels like ancient history.
#7
When I worked for the USPS a number of years ago I found the work to be slightly monotonous.
It really helped me work on my delivery though.
#8
Biology joke A brother and sister are in the womb together, the sister kicks his foot and he says "hey that's mitosis".
That is my original joke I made A few years ago.
#9
Facebook's great for when you wanna see a picture
or a joke you saw on Twitter four years ago
#10
I find it kinda funny that people still reuse memes from 10 years ago and i find
it kinda sad that these things these people talk of are the best they ever have.
#11
The Dallas gunman was a bit late.
I know he wanted red whites in blue, but the 4th of July was like a week and a half ago.
#12
It was my first time getting laid 5 minutes
ago I'm hoping to hatch soon.
#13
I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago...
...and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust.
#14
A few minutes ago while I was lifeguarding, an old lady told me that I looked like a lion pacing back and forth.
Now I'm nervous for my dentist appointment on Thursday.
#15
My high must be wearing off, because that cop car that pulled me over 20
minutes ago is starting to look like a house with Christmas lights.
#16
isnt it odd how people kill flys just because they're annoying if people
killed people for being annoying i would've died like 15 years ago
#17
Four years ago, I asked the most beautiful girl in the world out on a date.
Thirty minutes ago, I asked her to marry me. Both times she said no.
#18
Few months ago I was involved in an accident which left half of my entire body paralyzed.
I am all right now.
#19
This man says to his friend" I stopped driving 10 years ago.
Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel."
#20
My body is a temple.
What I mean by that is, it looks and feels like something the Romans destroyed 2,500 years ago.
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