What Are Agony Jokes?
Agony Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of agony jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.
#1
Ronda Rousey in her latest match..
She really did suffer the agony of da feet.
#2
Exposing kids to violent video games is appalling.
They should be in church praying to a bloody statue of a man nailed to a cross in agony.
#3
Please spare me the agony of listening to your relationship
problems if you always end up with the same idiot.
#4
The agony of dyslexia I stopped in to visit my dyslexic friend last night.
He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him: "You idiot!" "You're supposed to turn your clock back!
#5
I start undressing you with my eyes.
About halfway through, your zipper gets caught on my cornea and I start screaming in agony.
#6
What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ?
He died in agony !
#7
i'm writing a book on overcoming foot
pain it's called the agony of defeat
#8
Randomly screaming and moaning in agony is a great
way to get a seat by yourself on a packed bus.
#9
Marathon Just won my first marathon.
I am experiencing the thrill of victory and the agony of de feet.
#10
A Christmas joke A boy was given a soccer ball for Christmas.
But he cried tears of agony and pain. Why? He had no legs
#11
*shoots self in the foot and screams in agony for 20 seconds*
*hits 'stop recording' on outgoing voicemail message*
#12
What dries your clothes but can also make you writhe around in agony?
A tumblr.
#13
I've gone from agony to ecstasy in this last week.
Hopefully, by the end of this month... ...I'll be done reading this dictionary.
#14
The definition of agony is...
A one handed man hanging on to a cliff for his dear life with itchy balls.
#15
After DST I stopped to visit my dyslexic friend...
http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/12d1747cd7/the-agony-of-dyslexia
Why People Enjoy Agony Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and agony jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love agony jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
Discover More Agony Jokes
Looking for more laughs? Explore the related topics above or try our random joke generator. With hundreds of categories to choose from, you will never run out of fresh material to share and enjoy.
🎲 Get a Random Joke