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#1
Maths Question (Muslim version) Question 1) If Mohammad has 3 apples and gives
one to Hassan and one to Ahmed, what is the radius of the explosion?
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#2
Why Ahmed made a clock?
To know when to blow up
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#3
Everyone's talking about how the story with Ahmed and the clock has really blown up...
... but isn't the whole point of the story that the clock never blew up?
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#4
Pakistani math problem.
Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes. He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan. Calculate the radius of the explosion.
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#5
ISIS math problem Ahmed has 5 bags.
If he gives 2 to Mohamed and 1 to Jamal. Then calculate the radius of the blast.
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#6
If there's ever a flood disaster in the Middle East & they want to make
a charity song I got a great title: Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed
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#7
Jihadi math university question: Ahmed has 3 lunch boxes.
He gives one to Mohammed and another to Hassan. Calculate the area it will cover after the explosion.
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#8
"Ahmed, you're parking too far away from the sidewalk."
"Who cares, its gonna explode anyways."
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#9
Ahmed Mohamed must have
made a bomb ass clock
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#10
Nobody told Ahmed about the clock change
so he blew himself up in the garage.
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#11
Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?
He wanted to see time fly
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#12
Ahmed went to have a Falafel.
He asked the guy making the sandwich not to put any pickles in it. The guy replies "But we're fresh out of pickles! How about no tomatoes instead?"
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#13
Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?
he was on a watch list...
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#14
I am Ahmed Mohamed AMA!
Wow that blew up fast!
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#15
Why did Ahmed Mohamed put his clock in a pencil case?
because pipe clock would have just been stupid.
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#16
What is Ahmed Mohamed's favorite band?
Dethklok
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#17
A charity single has been released in aid of Pakistan flood relief...
Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed.
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#18
Knock Knock Who's there !
Ahmed ! Ahmed who ? Ahmed a big mistake coming here !
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