What Are Airlines Jokes?
Airlines Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of airlines jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Malaysia Airlines loses contact with another plane.
At least they know where this one is.
#2
Dear airlines, spend less money making cutesy safety videos and pass those savings on to your customers.
Wouldn't that be cool?
#3
My father said his Computer crashed...
I asked him, what he did. "I googled 'Malaysian Airlines'", he replied.
#4
I have a malaysia airlines joke
but no one finds it funny
#5
It's always funny when the flight attendant says "we know
you have a choice of airlines" as if free will exists.
#6
TWA airlines flight Hostess asks "TWA
coffe sir?" "I prefer T thanks!"
#7
Asiana Airlines will be filing a lawsuit against KTVU for its inappropriate and racist names that were falsely broadcasted mid day Friday 7/12...
....said Asiana's attorney Wi Su Yu
#8
Things safer than flying Malaysia Airlines: -Badger juggling -Heroin enemas
-Grenade soup -Live cobra condoms -Roman candle tampons -Ebola
#9
Sometimes I can't remember what parking lot I left my car in at
the mall so I get it Malaysia Airlines...I totally get it.
#10
Planters will be distributing exclusively to airlines.
That's just plane nuts.
#11
Between the Boko Haram schoolgirl abductions and the recent Malaysia Airlines incidents...
I'm starting to doubt if we'll ever see an intact black box ever again.
#12
Virgin Airlines is opening a bank called Virgin Money.
It's for people who've never been screwed by a bank before.
#13
I've just started my own company called Flying Fuck Airlines.
Judging from what I've seen here, it's going to be an outstanding success.
#14
So I'm not showing up to any Halloween parties this year...
I'll be telling everyone I'm Malaysia Airlines Flight 370.
#15
Why is American Airlines the best airlines company?
Because they are the only one to drop you directly to your office.
#16
With Airlines stocks having crashed.
I can't decide between paying for two extra bags or buying half the company.
#17
There are weight limits on car seats, airlines, skydiving, military, horseback riding,
kayaks, and bikes......how is it there are no weight limit on high heels?
#18
Hear about the malaysia airlines pizza delivery order?
Two large planes.
#19
I have come up with a truly fantastic business idea for Malaysia Airlines.
A new slogan! "Leaving on a jet plane, don't know if I'll be back again."
#20
Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?
Alaska
Why People Enjoy Airlines Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and airlines jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love airlines jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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