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Airplane Jokes

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What Are Airplane Jokes?

Airplane Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of airplane jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!!
WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!!! WHEN DO WE WANT EM?!?!? *NEEEEEYYYYOOOOOOOOWWWW* Edit: Wow, this really took off.
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#2
Ever heard the joke about the airplane?
Never mind, it just flew over your head.
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#3
We have enough pictures of airplane wings now, people who travel.
Thanks.
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#4
How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?
Put it into airplane mode.
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#5
What do you call two black men flying an airplane?
Pilots, you racist!
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#6
If an airplane from West Africa was flying during the Northern Lights, and there was a sick passenger onboard...
...would it be Aurora Ebola-alis?
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#7
What does a raven bring on an airplane?
A carri-on bag
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#8
"If two wrongs don't make a right, what
do two rights make?" An Airplane
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#9
*puts finger over your lips* Shhhhhhhhhhhhh *feeds
you more applesauce making airplane noises*
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#10
What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes?
A 'pilot" you effing racist!!
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#11
I finally got my TV show commissioned by the BBC.
Its where we film inside the cockpit of an airplane. Were filming the pilot next week.
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#12
I've set my phone to airplane mode to add more realism
to the nausea and turbulence I experience at work.
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#13
I told my friends a joke about airplanes...
...but it went way over their heads.
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#14
I'm forbidding the twelve people who regularly star
my tweets to ever fly in an airplane together.
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#15
I had a friend who had a fear of flying.
I told him that statistically, the modern airplane is more afraid of us than we are of it.
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#16
I don't get why some girls don't make airplane
noises before putting their tampons in
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#17
If 2 wrongs don't make a right, what do 2 rights make?
An airplane.
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#18
TIL that FDR was the first sitting President to travel by airplane Maybe tomorrow
I'll learn who the first standing President to travel by airplane was!
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#19
How do you know your girlfriend is too young?
You have to make airplane noises to get your dick in her mouth.
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#20
I just flew into town...
and boy are my arms tired from furiously masturbating on the airplane
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Airplane Jokes?
Our collection features 282 Airplane Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Airplane Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Airplane Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Airplane Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Airplane Jokes are available?
We currently have 282 Airplane Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Airplane Jokes?
Airplane Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Airplane Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and airplane jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love airplane jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Airplane Jokes to share?
A good airplane jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Airplane Jokes safe for all ages?
Most airplane jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Airplane Jokes?
airplane jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Airplane Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
Are new Airplane Jokes added regularly?
Yes, we refresh our collection with new airplane jokes on a regular basis. Bookmark this page and come back often to discover fresh laughs.
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