What Are Alex Jokes?
Alex Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of alex jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Alex: A ship that has sunk What is my relationship?
Alex: No sorry tha- [glares at wife] I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex
#2
Mammals for $500 Alex "Slow moving mammals that spend most of their time sleeping & eating" What are sloths?
"Wrong, What are coworkers"
#3
Me: I'll take 'Marriage' for 800 Alex Alex: Having one wife too many Me: What is bigamy Alex: Nooo.
We were looking for, what is monogamy
#4
Chuck Norris was once on Jeopardy.
This show is notable in that it was the first occasion in Jeopardy history that Alex Trebek had appeared without a mustache. And a head.
#5
Man, I hated Alex Haley, the author of Roots...
He always had his niggers in a *twist*.
#6
David Cameron sends Alex Salmond a text following the Scottish vote...
David: "Hi mate just checking in, u k?"
#7
Jeopardy] Alex: This floats your boat.
Me [buzzing in]: What is buoyancy? Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.
#8
I'll take "Much ado" for $1000, Alex.
Answer: "John Wayne...Jeff Bridges... Donald Trump." "Who are The Duke, The Dude, and The Douche."
#9
Watching Jeopardy backwards would be about a panel of 3 people
asking Alex Trebek questions that he always gets right.
#10
"Alex is visiting later tonight." Alex from work or Alex the astronaut with amazing hearing?
[From the moon] It's not me, Thelma. Hi Bob.
#11
I'll take Manly Men for $500, Alex.
"Answer. These booklets of pages are a pointless waste of time." What are instructions? "Correct."
#12
A patron kicked out of a bar.
Who is a drunk and belligerent Alex Trebek?
#13
Have you heard about...
Alex Trebex? His job is in jeopardy.
#14
What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?
Take your time, there's no Rush...
#15
[on quiz show] "and if you won some money today keith, what would you
do with it?" *leans way too close into the microphone* spend it alex
#16
On Passive-Aggressive Jeopardy, the contestants answer
Alex Trebek in the form of rhetorical questions.
#17
What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?
"My career is in Jeopardy!"
#18
Working title for the new Tyler Perry movie?
Alex Crossdresser
#19
I'll take "That's Not A Category" for $200, Alex.
"That's not a category." Yes, that's right. "That's not a category." I chose that, yes.
#20
Knock Knock Who's there !
Alex ! Alex who ? Alex Plain later !
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