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Allah Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of allah jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why did Moohamad eat his wives out so much?
Allah spoke the kuran to him through the bush.
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#2
How do Muslims like their food served?
Allah Carte
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#3
The official carriers of India and Pakistan.
because of the risk factors: Pakistan International Airlines or PIA is expanded to Please Inform Allah. Air India or AI is expanded to Already Informed.
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#4
How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?
Allah carte.
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#5
Knock Knock Whos there" Allah Allah who?
Allahwho akbar
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#6
Knock knock -Who's there?
Allah. -Allah who? [Allahu akbar!]( http://i.imgur.com/ifn9enX.jpg)
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#7
Where do Jihadists get their snacks?
At the Allah hu snackbar.
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#8
[NSFW] So a guy in Belgium picks up a phone...
"Hey, who is this?" "Allah" "Allah who?" "Allahu akbar."
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#9
What do you call a Halal pie?
Allah mode.
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#10
Knock Knock..Whos there?
Allah...Allah Who?..Snackbar!
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#11
Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?
Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.
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#12
An Islamic terrorist walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Good evening, sir! Would you like some alcohol?" The terrorist replies, "Yes, Allah-t of it!"
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#13
Knock Knock...
Me: Knock Knock Other person: who's there Me: Allah Other person: Allah who? Me: Allah who Akbar (ALLAHU AKBAR BOOOOOOM)
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#14
[Knock knock] Who's there?
Allah. Allah who? #***ALLAHU AKBAR*** [everything explodes]
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#15
What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?
Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!
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#16
How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?
Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)
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#17
What U.S.
state was founded by Muslims? Allah-bama
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#18
Muslims are good people because they take
people around them along to meet Allah.
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#19
Stop!
This is not funny! My dad died in 9/11, his last words were Allah wakbar
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#20
How do terrorists like their apple pie?
Allah mode.
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