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Alt Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of alt jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I want to have 3 kids and name them Ctrl, Alt, and Delete.
That way when they fuck up, I can hit them all at once.
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#2
Why don't neo-nazis use the forward button on their browsers?
Because they Alt-Right instead.
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#3
They're really just "Grammer Nazis" But the
media keeps calling them "Alt-Write"
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#4
TIL that in the PC version of GTA V there's a new keyboard shortcut which
when you press it will cause your character to kill minorities Alt+Right
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#5
Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
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#6
What did Matthew McConaughey say about Steve Bannon's followers?
They're alt-right, alt-right, alt-right.
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#7
What do porn viewers and Donald Trump have in common?
They ctrl+alt+delete the history thru don't want anyone to find
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#8
Press control, alt, and down arrow key.
it's fun.
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#9
I don't think it's correct to call them grammar Nazis anymore...
They seem to prefer the label "alt-write" nowadays.
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#10
What does Matthew McConnaughey call Nazis when he's trying to bring them into the mainstream?
Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right
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#11
(Alt Joke) Hillary Clinton is elected president, .
. . title
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#12
Why is Unidan's current account called UnidanX?
It's his tenth alt account.
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#13
If I had kids I would name them Ctrl, Alt and Delete so
when they misbehaved I would just hit them all at once.
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#14
Instead of Grammar Nazis, can we call them Grammar Alt Rights?
Because your Grammar sure isn't Altright.
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#15
They're not called grammar nazis anymore.
They're the Alt-Write.
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#16
I like the alt-ending version of Se7en where there are donuts in that
box and Morgan Freeman pulls a jug of cold milk out of his jacket
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#17
Racism, white supremacy, xenophobia, sexism, misogyny, etc...these things aren't wrong.
They're just alt-right.
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#18
Who do grammar nazis hang out with now?
The alt-write.
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#19
What does racist matthew mcconaughey say?
alt-right, alt-right, alt-right
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#20
What do white nationalists call three left turns?
An alt-right
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Our collection features 36 Alt Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Alt Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Alt Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
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We currently have 36 Alt Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Alt Jokes?
Alt Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Alt Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and alt jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love alt jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good alt jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Alt Jokes safe for all ages?
Most alt jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Alt Jokes?
alt jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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