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Amanda Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of amanda jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What's better than eating a mandarin?
Eating Amanda out!
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#2
What's the worst name a transvestite could choose?
Amanda
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#3
In Dublin, a very nervous Liam brings his girlfriend to meet his father for the first time.
Liam (to father): This is Amanda Father: A fooking WHAT!?
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#4
What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?
Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani
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#5
Sorry Amanda.
There will be no second date. First off, the plural of shrimp IS shrimp. Not shrimps. Also it's pronounced sammon, not sallman
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#6
Geico commercials should just show pictures of Lindsay Lohan
and Amanda Bynes and say "people like this are out there."
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#7
Just once, I'd like to see an honest Facebook status, like "happy
birthday to my average-looking, sort of friend, Amanda!"
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#8
I once unknowingly dated a transvestite ignoring
all the clues Such as her name being Amanda.
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#9
What's better than eating a mandarin?
Eating Amanda out
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#10
My friend Amanda is an entrepreneur...
She decided to create a cross-dressing boutique. She called it "Amanda's A Man, Duh".
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#11
Shame about Amanda Todd, killed by dyslexia.
The label on the bleach said "seek attention if ingested", not "seek attention and ingest".
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#12
Reckless driving, pot allegations and cop visits, Justin Bieber
is a bad wig away from being the next Amanda Bynes.
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#13
In exchange for eternal youth, Amanda promised a witch her firstborn child.
Amanda's a lesbian.
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#14
[third date] Her: please quit calling me Jenny Me:
oh my apologies Jennifer Her: my name is Amanda
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#15
Amanda Bynes and Lindsay Lohan have a fight to the death.
Who will win? Everybody.
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#16
To all the Ananda's out there..
What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating Amanda out.
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#17
[high school reunion] Amanda: wow, you haven't changed a bit me:
[covered in acne and wearing faded Pokemon shirt]: yeah I know
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#18
Doesn't count, officer, you forgot to read me my amanda rights!
"Your what?" You know, my... [mumbles] banana rights.
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#19
What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?
Amanda Lynn
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#20
What was Amanda Todd's favourite anime?
Naruto.
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