What Are Amanda Jokes?
Amanda Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of amanda jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What's better than eating a mandarin?
Eating Amanda out!
#2
What's the worst name a transvestite could choose?
Amanda
#3
In Dublin, a very nervous Liam brings his girlfriend to meet his father for the first time.
Liam (to father): This is Amanda Father: A fooking WHAT!?
#4
What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?
Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani
#5
Sorry Amanda.
There will be no second date. First off, the plural of shrimp IS shrimp. Not shrimps. Also it's pronounced sammon, not sallman
#6
Geico commercials should just show pictures of Lindsay Lohan
and Amanda Bynes and say "people like this are out there."
#7
Just once, I'd like to see an honest Facebook status, like "happy
birthday to my average-looking, sort of friend, Amanda!"
#8
I once unknowingly dated a transvestite ignoring
all the clues Such as her name being Amanda.
#9
What's better than eating a mandarin?
Eating Amanda out
#10
My friend Amanda is an entrepreneur...
She decided to create a cross-dressing boutique. She called it "Amanda's A Man, Duh".
#11
Shame about Amanda Todd, killed by dyslexia.
The label on the bleach said "seek attention if ingested", not "seek attention and ingest".
#12
Reckless driving, pot allegations and cop visits, Justin Bieber
is a bad wig away from being the next Amanda Bynes.
#13
In exchange for eternal youth, Amanda promised a witch her firstborn child.
Amanda's a lesbian.
#14
[third date] Her: please quit calling me Jenny Me:
oh my apologies Jennifer Her: my name is Amanda
#15
Amanda Bynes and Lindsay Lohan have a fight to the death.
Who will win? Everybody.
#16
To all the Ananda's out there..
What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating Amanda out.
#17
[high school reunion] Amanda: wow, you haven't changed a bit me:
[covered in acne and wearing faded Pokemon shirt]: yeah I know
#18
Doesn't count, officer, you forgot to read me my amanda rights!
"Your what?" You know, my... [mumbles] banana rights.
#19
What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?
Amanda Lynn
#20
What was Amanda Todd's favourite anime?
Naruto.
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