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#1
If you believe you can pass a drug test by drinking large
amounts of water, you're just diluting yourself.
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#2
I have a gardening tool that I use to dig up large
amounts of treasure So yeah, I got a big booty hoe
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#3
Jurassic Park (1993): An old man with ungodly amounts
of money doesn't have any common sense.
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#4
"Talk to me, Goose," Tom Cruise crackled over the radio.
"Squawk." Goose replied before nose diving into the ground causing untold amounts of destruction, because geese can not operate aircraft.
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#5
TIL that soldiers in Vietnam ate small amounts of C4 plastic explosive to get high.
No wonder the US defense budget blew up so quickly.
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#6
What does Tumblr and KFC's chicken have in common?
They both contain high amounts of trans fats.
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#7
'Tis the season to pull copious amounts
of tinsel out of your dog's butthole.
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#8
Canadians have to stick together.
Really, it's the massive amounts of maple syrup. They don't have much of a choice.
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#9
Money is the root of all
larger amounts of money.
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#10
All women have an hour glass figure - it's just that
they all tote around different amounts of sand.
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#11
what most people dont know is that you can use the trick
or treat system to get large amounts of candy for free
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#12
Man, Trump has gotten a tremendous amounts of votes...
Would be a shame if someone deleted them
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#13
What does Tumblr and KFC's chicken have in common?
They both contain high amounts of trans fats. Edit: Omg guys! I didn't expect this to take off this much, thanks guys!
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#14
I used to say that I wanted to make ridiculous amounts of money.
I think I should have chosen my words more carefully :(
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#15
I'm not a huge fan homeopathy...
...but I guess it's okay in small amounts.
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#16
Right now, a future teen mom is applying copious
amounts of body glitter to herself.
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#17
People who buy copious amounts of everything before a blizzard:
Is there nothing in your house every other day of the year?
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#18
A cook's apprentice is throwing copious amounts of herbs into the
dish When the cook walks in and says "STOP WASTING MY THYME"
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