What Are Amp Jokes?
Amp Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of amp jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
if u switch the m&e at the end of memes it
spells meems which has the same pronunciation
#2
An M&M for 50 cent!?
That's Ludacris!
#3
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
She threw away all of the W's.
#4
Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?
Wrong, Batman always wins. Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
#5
Rick Astley asked to borrow my Pixar collection.
I said "Rick, you can have Toy Story, Cars & Finding Nemo but I'm never gonna give you Up"
#6
Where does a vampire go to buy his sheets and towels?
Bloodbath&Beyond
#7
Did you hear about the guy from Parks & Rec who crashed his plane?
It was comic Aziz.
#8
I decided to get my girlfriend & her sister new jackets
for Christmas That is why I bought a pair of new gloves.
#9
If you want to remove wrinkles, pimples, face marks & 7 signs of skin-aging...
Then you should try Adobe Photoshop!
#10
Never laughed so hard before watch:D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVYS0bbB70s&list=UUL8eY2HmvEDEFvKE3SCL9vw
#11
I opened the door last night to carol singers & said "Do you know Silent
Night?" "Yes" they replied "Well piss off then because I want one!"
#12
I like my women like I like my Little
Caesar's pizza- Hot & Ready.
#13
Just got banned from B&Q, some dickhead in an orange apron came up to me and asked if I wanted decking!!
Lucky I got the first punch in.
#14
What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs laying in a pile of leaves?
Russel
#15
Why did AT&T have the worst wedding?
No reception.
#16
If you're a vegan who ran a marathon & you got your dogs from the shelter....
How do you decide which thing to wedge into the conversation first?
#17
So, I accidentally sent a picture of my d&#k to everyone in my address book
today Not only was it really embarrassing, it cost me a fortune in stamps.
#18
Jaded Prostitute & considerate leper What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Stop me if you've heard this one
#19
TIFU when I deleted my gym membership, hit
my lawyer, & posted it to Facebook.
#20
Why don't blondes like M&Ms?
They're so damned hard to peel.
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