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#1
Amsterdam is like a tour de France - it's full of people on bikes and drugs.
-- Heard this last weekend while visiting Amsterdam
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#2
I used to find window shopping depressing.....
then I visited Amsterdam.
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#3
I visited Amsterdam this summer, and decided to have sex with a prostitute.
It was an overall positive experience. Sadly, it was an HIV positive experience.
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#4
I hate it when people say Amsterdam is only for smoking weed.
I mean c'mon, there's prostitutes too!
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#5
Amsterdam, 26 October1942, about tea time.
Mr Frank - "Shhhh Quiet everybody ... the Germans are coming". Anne Frank - "I am too"
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#6
My friends and I got so high in Amsterdam that we went to a local store and stole a couple of bags of ice....
We took them down to the canal and released them back into the wild.
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#7
My friend showed me his pictures from his exchange program in Amsterdam.
It turns out he did a project at the Red Light district there. Damn, he really was studying a broad!
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#8
What did Sting get in Amsterdam?
A massage in a brothel
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#9
Prostitutes in Amsterdam are very demanding...
The last one I went with made me wash my Old Man in the sink! Can't even remember why I took Dad in the first place.
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#10
A priest and a rabbi walk into a horse show in Amsterdam...
What is this world coming to?
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#11
Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?
Because the steaks are too high.
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#12
In Amsterdam you could watch live sex shows by paying 50 Euros.
That's nothing - In India, I watched a live rape just by buying a bus ticket.
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#13
How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?
It's a piece of cake.
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#14
I had my stag do in Amsterdam.
To remember the occasion my mates got me a sweater. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, however.
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#15
Amsterdam is a lot like the Tour de France.
It's just a lot of people on drugs riding bikes.
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#16
Hamster PickUp Line?
If I was a Hamster, and I met a female hamster I liked...id say "Aye Girl, You From Amsterdam? Cause Hamster Damn!"
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#17
Wanna go to Copenhagen?
Amsterdam sure
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#18
Knock Knock Who's there !
Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ? Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters !
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