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Anchor Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of anchor jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Today my 6yo said it was good it's snowing, as that means the earth isn't
getting hotter, and tonight she starts as an anchor on Fox News.
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#2
"Stay out of the heat & stay hydrated." Thank you news-anchor.
It's my first summer.
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#3
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?
A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.
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#4
I don't understand people with anchor tattoos that say, "I refuse to sink." It's a damn anchor!
It's supposed to sink! What am I missing?
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#5
My anchor tattoo is so realistic
I can't get out of the bathtub.
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#6
I order to stay in the Navy, I had to
take a course in anchor management.
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#7
What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?
"can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.
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#8
Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos?
A: They make great anchors!
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#9
Why did CNN hire a tabloid ripping strongman as one of their anchors?
Because he was great at breaking the news.
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#10
One of the anchors on CBS Sports just referred to smoking weed as "toking
salad" and from that alone I'll bet my life savings he's a dad
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#11
[police chase] FRIEND: ditch the stolen stuff ME: are u sure F: just do
it M: *throws out stolen anchor and car comes to a screeching halt*
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#12
Don't say "ATM machine".
The "M" already stands for "machine". It's redundant. It's like saying "end result" or "racist Fox News Anchor".
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#13
[news anchor] "Up next, can more sex lead to a
healthier & happier-" *wife changes channel*
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#14
NEWS ANCHOR: Here's Gary with day 1 of his outdoor summer weather report.
GARY: [frying an egg on the sidewalk] I quit. Back to you, John.
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#15
"Ok Noah, that's 2 of everything!
Did I see a 3rd sheep in your office tho?" Nope "Yea I did, it had lipstick on?" Nope, raise the anchor
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#16
A man takes his wife to the disco...
https://anchor.fm/w/989B00
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#17
What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?
Anchor.
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#18
An Indian news anchor was fired for referring the
chinese President Xi Jinping as "Eleven" Jinping.
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#19
What do you call a news anchor with diarrhea?
Anderson Pooper
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#20
date: why are u talking to me like i'm a news anchor me: sorry i do it when i'm nervous.
back to you, karen.
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