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#1
My garbage disposal can't even handle this banana and now
I'm wondering if I actually have a garbage disposal.
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#2
I like my women like I like my programming languages.
Visual and basic
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#3
What's the difference between a leper and a tree?
A tree has limbs.
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#4
Just farted and it sounded like Louis Armstrong saying
the word "blueberry" with his mouth full.
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#5
Whats the difference between Santa Clause and me ?
Santa Only Cums Once A Year
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#6
The Lord said unto John, "Come forth and be awarded eternal
life" John came fifth and was awarded a toaster
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#7
A Latino shot an unarmed black man today, and everyone is in an
uproar Especially the police, saying "They took our jobs!"
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#8
Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?
Cause B-shells are too small, and D- shells are too big.
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#9
Milk toast was probably named by same lazy guy
that named the fireplace and waterfall.
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#10
I was on a date.
"How many ladies have you slept with?" she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10?" She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
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#11
So I'm in a hotel and call the front desk saying, "Hey!
I gotta leak in the sink!" The clerk says, "Go ahead, the customer's always right..." (Henny Youngman)
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#12
How does J.G.
Wentworth tell you that he's hungry? "It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!"
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#13
Descartes walks into the bar.
The bartender asks him, "will you have your usual tonight?" Rene replies "I think not" and he disappears.
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#14
Mum: How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same time ?
Son: Easy. I have two ears!
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#15
As I lay my phone down to sleep, I pray my brain won't think of tweets.
If I die before I wake, I pray and hope my phone to break.
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#16
What's the difference between coriander and cumin?
You can't coriander your pants.
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#17
Wife sneezed...
... and told me she was allergic to my hotness. My response: so do you break out in sex?
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#18
A magic genie granted a man one wish.
"I wish I had a dick that touched the floor" the man said. The genie then snapped his fingers and *poof* The man's legs disappeared.
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#19
Girlfriend: "babe it's hot I need a fan" [Boyfriend starts
taking pictures with her and BEGGING for autographs]
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#20
You really are the cat's pajamas, and
by that I mean you're a stupid idea.
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