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#1
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson?
One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.
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#2
If you held a gun to my head and forced me to choose Tobey Maguire's
Spider-Man or Andrew Garfield's, I'd probably shit my pants.
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#3
Terrible music pun If a person were to have sex with Andrew
Stockdale, would that make them a wolf, motherfucker?
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#4
Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?
Andrew Lloyd Webber.
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#5
I really don't understand why the federal government was so slow to send aid to the areas hit by Hurricane Andrew.
After all both Florida and Louisiana have oil.
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#6
What's the difference between pussy and parsley?
I don't eat parsley. -Andrew "Dice" Clay
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#7
So Goldilocks is casing the bears' house, figuring she can heist their stash of crystal meth, when all of a sudden ...
. . . Andrew Dice Clay sticks his head in the door and says ...
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#8
What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?
He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.
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#9
A knock-knock joke for identical twins Knock Knock Who's there?
Who's. Who's who? I'm Andrew and that's Anthony.
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#10
Always have a fake name at the ready so you don't tell
the cops something stupid, like "Andrew Granola."
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#11
What's your favorite Andrew "Dice" Clay Joke?
Including dirty nursery rhymes.
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#12
How many people does it take for Prince Andrew to be accused of gang rape?
One. And one's friends.
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#13
Andrew Johnson was the first US leader to ever be impeached.
You could say it was unpresidented.
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#14
What were the protestors outside Erin Andrew's court house shouting today?
White Nudes Matter!
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#15
The US Treasury announced Harriet Tubman will replace Andrew Jackson on
the $20 So there's going to be a whole new bill in the black market.
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#16
What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?
They both made habits fashionable.
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#17
Why Harriet Tubman shouldn't replace Andrew Jackson on
the $20 bill The new $20 bill will only be worth $12
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#18
What do you call someone who did their dissertation on the atrocities of Andrew Jackson?
A Hickory Dickery Doc
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#19
Onion books.
Read 'em and weep. (Credit to Andrew O'Niel.)
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#20
I don't believe Prince Andrew paid for an underage sex slave.
That sponger's never paid for anything in his life.
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