What Are Angels Jokes?
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#1
The last time we had a white Christmas, I made snow angels.
I skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians.
#2
I wish instead of Grammar Nazis there were Grammar Angels.
They'd quietly whisper, "Baby, you made a mistake. Let me fix it for you. -hug-"
#3
In Heaven, the angels asked God where he would spend his next vacation.
Definitely not earth, God said. Last time I went there, I got a girl pregnant and they still haven't stopped taking about it.
#4
How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
The question is irrelevant, because as soon as the first angel steps onto the head, the tip will rub against the ground, making it pointless.
#5
Men in hell..
"Did you see Satan's wife. She's bomb, dude!" Women in heaven, " Did you see those Angels? They have no style!"
#6
Good thing most planes have TVs.
Nothings worse than having to look out the window at Earths sacred majesty from the point of view of angels
#7
How do angels greet each other?
They say Halo.
#8
God: So I was, all, what if there was a fish made of jelly?
Like, jelly but alive and in the sea? LOL [angels look nervously at one another]
#9
This one time the Angels up in heaven decided to do a little striptease for the Gods.
Poor Jesus!
#10
Female Ghostbusters?
What about male Charlie's Angels?
#11
Martin Luther King Jr, Gahndi, and JFK walk together into a bar.
"Don't worry," they say to the other angels as they dusted themselves off "the bullets hurt much more."
#12
Your Honor the defense rests.
They are so tired. Aww they look like angels when they sleep. Kinda makes u forget about the double homicide
#13
I figured out why there are so many masturbation-related injuries
that's when all the guardian angels cover their eyes
#14
I didn't know angels
could fly so low.
#15
Mom said angels are watching over me I'm just afraid
they're taking notes to make sure I go to hell.
#16
How many angels can a pinhead dance on?
To hold up their pants.
#17
After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked
him, "what are you going to do now?" God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."
#18
Waiter I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.
Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?
#19
Hear about the Hell's Angels biker who's a baker?
he's bad to the scone
#20
I made three snow angels the other day.
I skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians.
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