What Are Ankles Jokes?
Ankles Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ankles jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
How does a man who has just had his legs cut off at the ankles feel?
Defeated
#2
"If you woke up with your pants at your ankles and your ass covered in vasoline, would you tell anybody?" Guy #2: "No." Guy #1: "Just wondering....
Wanna go camping?"
#3
You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles.
If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
#4
What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?
Her ankles.
#5
Sometimes when I'm alone in my room I squat down, grab hold of my ankles and lean forward.
Coz that's how I roll.
#6
Something people in Walmart have?
Colds. Something people in Walmart are missing? Ankles.
#7
Mobster: [tying a cinder block to my ankles] "You're gonna be sleeping with the fishes..." Me: "Umm, it's 'fish'." M: "This.
This is why."
#8
How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose?
If her ankles swell when she farts.
#9
I love walking down the street smiling to myself.
It really freaks people out. Especially if my trousers are round my ankles.
#10
Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?
Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.
#11
Suddenly she was on her back, clothes strewn everywhere and her wrists bound to her ankles.
She always had trouble hanging out the washing.
#12
Whats the last thing that went through Sally's mind after jumping from a skyscraper?
Her ankles.
#13
There's a special hole in my backyard for people to hit
me in the back of the ankles with a shopping cart.
#14
I'm at my most "penguin", when I'm walking to get more
toilet paper with my shorts around my ankles.
#15
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
#16
Girls on GoneWild Q: Why do girls on gonewild wear panties?
A: So that their ankles would keep warm
#17
If you woke up alone in the woods with your pants at your ankles and a condom in your ass, would you tell anyone?
Wanna go camping?
#18
You drunkenly fall into one bathtub with your pants around your ankles,
breaking the curtain rod and all of a sudden, everyone is a critic
#19
I can't believe my girlfriend just called me old
fashioned And with her ankles showing, the slut
#20
Guys how can you tell if a girl is attracted to you?
She touches her ears with her ankles
Why People Enjoy Ankles Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and ankles jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love ankles jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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