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Announcement Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of announcement jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
[announcement over PA at work] "FREE TACOS IN THE BREAKROOM" *I walk there
so fast the noise from my corduroys breaks everyone's eyeglasses*
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#2
Asked my co-worker if saw the big news report...
He said which one, The Mac 'n Cheetos announcement or the UK doing something? True story, from 3 min ago... 'Murica
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#3
ANNOUNCEMENT: DENIM CLUB MEETING IS CANCELLED.
AVERY RIPPED HIS JEAN VEST AT THE SUPERMARKET. HE'S OKAY, BUT VERY UPSET.
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#4
[hears a voice in the sky] - Is it you?
GOD?! [kneels] Voice: Could the idiot on platform 4 stop kneeling every time I make an announcement?
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#5
"That's not Captain Kirk." is what I like to say just after the pilot
makes his first announcement & then everyone laughs in my head.
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#6
Obama's announcement Today, President Obama announced that, after January 20th, the official title of "U.S.
Government" will be changed to include quotation marks around Government.
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#7
Nintendo managed something astonishing in this week's Nintendo Direct announcements...
People finally gave a shit about Cloud based gaming.
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#8
Apple Stock Apple's stock surges on announcement
of two-child policy change in China
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#9
*in-flight announcement* A SNICKERS IS JUST A MARS BAR WITH
PEANUTS *struggling noises* PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KN-
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#10
During the security announcement on the plane, they asked us to "place all loose objects in
the overhead compartment" So I picked up my friend and put her in the overhead compartment.
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#11
NEWSFLASH - Greece/Euro Announcement The EU has just announced that with
immediate effect all Euro notes will be printed on Greece-proof paper
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#12
flight attendant: sir, are you raising your hand me: how do i access
the wifi fa: im doing safety announcements me: is that lowercase
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#13
If you play Apple's Beatle announcement backwards it says "I can't
believe you don't know how to download music illegally"
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#14
I await the announcement that Trump's
running mate will be Charlie Sheen.
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#15
Latest news from the FIFA corruption scandal: Shock announcement
from FIFA's Ethics Committee: "FIFA has an Ethics Committee"
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#16
With KFC's announcement they've created an edible coffee cup, the
chain is ready to face its next challenge: creating edible food.
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#17
The Fine Bros.
'React' announcement was like a television with no antenna. Poor reception.
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#18
Mod Announcement: Due to complaints from our fair-haired readers, blonde jokes are no longer allowed...
...because they couldn't read them.
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#19
With the announcement of Pence as Trump's running mate, it reminds me of a man running.
With a dick out in front, and an asshole behind him.
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#20
I enjoy April Fool's Day because I like responding to fake pregnancy
announcement texts with "no wonder you've been looking chubby".
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Announcement Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and announcement jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most announcement jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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