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Antique Jokes

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What Are Antique Jokes?

Antique Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of antique jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you call a 100 year old ant ?
An antique !
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#2
You guys hear about the antique shop owner who liked to have anonymous sex with menstruating women?
Nobody could tell which period his dick was from.
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#3
What do you call a shed full of colored folk?
Antique farm equipment!
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#4
Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?
Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.
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#5
If you hated really old teak furniture,
would you be anti antique teak?
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#6
What do you call.....
What do you call dead black people in a barn? Antique farm equipment!
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#7
What do you call a barn full of black people?
Antique farm equipment. What do you call a barn full of Mexicans? Updated farm equipment
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#8
How can you tell that you're getting old?
You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
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#9
How many hipsters dose it take to change a light bulb?
A: None they have a guy for that comes on Tuesdays only uses reproductions of antique bulbs
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#10
I had to roll the passenger window up by hand in my friend's antique
320i like a goddamned Neanderthal, so I totally understand poverty.
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#11
I heard it took at least two elephants to make the keys on my antique
piano I had no idea they were capable of such delicate work.
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#12
I took my metal detector to the beach today expecting to find antiques of great value.
Beach better have my money
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#13
What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?
An antique.
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#14
*Takes ex girlfriend's poem on Antiques Road Show* Sir
these are worthless *Winks at camera* Told you Karen!
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#15
What do you call a black guy in a museum?
Antique farm equipment
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#16
I just bought an antique clock with missing hands.
I think it's a timeless treasure.
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#17
HELP!!!
I've just spunked all over my mother's chest by accident whilst she was asleep. If she finds out, she's going to go fucking crazy. Anybody know how to clean cum off antique oak wood??
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#18
What do you call a Mexican that buys antiques in America?
An American Spicker
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#19
*walks out into irradiated air using an antique porcelain teacup
as a gas mask* *dies instantly, but with a touch of class*
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#20
My black girlfriend told me this on our first date.
What do you call 200 black people in a barn? Antique farm equipment.
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What are the best Antique Jokes?
Our collection features 50 Antique Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Antique Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Antique Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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How many Antique Jokes are available?
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Why do people enjoy Antique Jokes?
Antique Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Antique Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and antique jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love antique jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Antique Jokes to share?
A good antique jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Antique Jokes safe for all ages?
Most antique jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Antique Jokes?
antique jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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