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Apes Jokes

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Apes Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of apes jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Which author do the Gorillas love most?
Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'
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#2
When the space shuttle gets back from its last mission, wouldn't
it be hilarious if we were all dressed as apes?
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#3
How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?
Hold up your arm and say 'Go back you didn't say 'May I?''
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#4
Do Apes kiss?
Yes but never on the first date!
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#5
What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?
I'm walkin' here!
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#6
[Me narrating a documentary on guerrilla warfare] And here's more footage
of people, but I'm sure apes will be in this film any minute now..
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#7
Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
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#8
What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?
Stop playing it cagey!
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#9
We all sprang from apes, but you
didn't spring far enough.
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#10
coming to theaters soon: Dawn of the Rise of the Dawn of the
Planet of the Rise of the Rise of the Dawn of the Apes
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#11
Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?
They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!
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#12
Ancestry.com will not get a cent of my money until
they can tell me which apes I came from.
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#13
What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?
A banana split!
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#14
What if Harambe was shot by a time traveler
trying to prevent Planet of the Apes
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#15
Why do Apes like tall buildings?
They want to climb the heights of the business world!
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#16
[Creation] God: These dinosaurs are ruining the place!
Angel: Maybe they'll evolve? G: *throws a rock* A: Sick shot! G: Next time, apes
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#17
If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom what do you have?
A very large bedroom.
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#18
Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?
The elevator men are on strike!
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#19
A prickle of porcupines A murder of crows A flamboyance of flamingos A
twitter of depressed, alcoholic perverts A shrewdness of apes A parla
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#20
[leans over to kid watching Planet of the Apes in the theatre]
Call them monkeys one more time & see what happens.
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