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Apollo Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of apollo jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Remember when I pissed off Apollo?
Those were dark times.
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#2
"Today's special is a grilled Chilean sea bass with white wine reduction.
We recommend Instagramming it with the 1977 or Apollo filters..."
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#3
What do you call a chicken going to the moon?
Apollo 11
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#4
Q: What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?
A: He Apollo-gized.
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#5
Putin is really messing with Obama over this Ukraine thing.
The last time a Russian beat a black guy this bad Apollo Creed died.
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#6
What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?
He Apollo-gized.
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#7
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?
"I Apollo-gize"
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#8
I'm not saying...
Putin is humiliating Obama, but the last time a Russian treated an African America like this, Apollo creed died.
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#9
APOLLO: I'll be god of the sun HERMES: OK I'll take light- A: I'm also light ARTEMIS: I'll take music A: No I'm also music.
That's me too
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#10
What did the astronaut say to the other when he pressed the wrong button?
I apollo-gize.
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#11
Space Joke What did the engineers say to the crew of astronauts after they discovered they didnt install the rockets correctly....
Guys, we really Apollo-gize
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#12
What do you call a porno set in space.
Apollo 13 inches
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#13
My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 spacecraft computer.
They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses.
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#14
What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?
*Apollo*gize.
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#15
Knock Knock Who's there !
Apollo ! Apollo who ? Apollogize !
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#16
What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?
All my Apollo-gies.
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#17
As a child, it really stressed me out that Rocky was late to his second fight with Apollo Creed.
I mean, don't be late to that.
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#18
How do astronauts say they're sorry?
They apollo-gize.
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#19
You may not be aware of it, but NASA conducted an experiment during the Apollo mission days.
They launched a collection of cows into orbit on a prototype rocket. It was a herd shot round the world.
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#20
Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?
Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?
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