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What Are App Jokes?

App Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of app jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.

#1
I heard there is a new dating app for paedophiles
Kinder is due to be released shortly!
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#2
According to my iPhone Health app, I walked 1,787 steps around this Golden Corral buffet tonight ....
So I got that going for me.
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#3
Thank god I have the newest, fastest iPhone so I can mindlessly
check the same three apps 500 times a day.
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#4
Its stupid of Apple to include Health apps with their products...
...Everybody knows that people with one Kidney are not supposed to run.
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#5
i'm working on a porn filtering app that would show only vanilla porn...
but I can't work out the kinks
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#6
I want a SPIDERMAN GO app where I have to get pictures
of spiderman for a furious j jonah jameson
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#7
Facebook buys Instagram for one billion?!?
Idiots!! They could have downloaded it from the app store for .99 cents..
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#8
California is the best state.
The nerds make the apps and the agents make the moving pictures. We keep the idiots happy. Give us your water.
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#9
Developing an app that redirects you to twitter if you click on any other app on your phone cause obviously it was a mistake.
You're welcome
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#10
Pokemon GO is a blatant ripoff of another popular app...
called Tinder, where you also swipe to find monsters in your area.
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#11
An app that tells you the cleanest highway bathrooms.
Why isn't this a thing yet.
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#12
I'm starting a dating app for people who live in
Eastern Virginia I'm calling it Chesapeake BAE
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#13
There's a new app that tells you which of your friends are racist.
It's called Facebook.
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#14
Baby, it's cold outside.
I checked my weather app.
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#15
I want an app that tells me when someone is thinking
about me while having sex with someone else.
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#16
Today's 3-year-olds can unlock the smartphone and launch favorite app or music player.
What did I do in my 3-year-old? I ate sand.
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#17
I downloaded the Pinterest app and now
my phone is stuck in a mason jar.
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#18
ActivityBuddy A new app is sweeping the AppStore, using GPS technology similar to Grindr/ Tinder, ActivityBuddy matches up people who enjoy the same activity.
The #1 activity? Anonymous gay sex.
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#19
You ask me if I'm drunk?
Well just spent 10 minutes looking for my phone using the flash light app on my phone.
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#20
An app that detects itself running on other people's phones, then both devices play Random Encounter music.
What happens next is up to you.
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best App Jokes?
Our collection features 21 App Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are App Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most App Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share App Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many App Jokes are available?
We currently have 21 App Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy App Jokes?
App Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy App Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and app jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love app jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good App Jokes to share?
A good app jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are App Jokes safe for all ages?
Most app jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell App Jokes?
app jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share App Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
Are new App Jokes added regularly?
Yes, we refresh our collection with new app jokes on a regular basis. Bookmark this page and come back often to discover fresh laughs.
Can I find App Jokes for a specific occasion?
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